How crunchy are you? You know you might be a natural hippie organic mom if…
Your kids always look like this:
…and never like this:
You think this looks comfortable:
…and this looks weird:
Your toddlers do this:
…but they don’t know how to do this:
All your kids’ toys look like this:
…instead of like this:
Your pantry has none of this:
or this:
…but lots of this:
and this:
You do all your cleaning with this:
…and you would never use this:
Your baby’s first solid meal looked like this:
…instead of this:
You don’t own this:
…but you do own something like this:
which is worth more than this:
All you want for Christmas is this:
…even though you already have a collection that’s worth more than this:
You use this:
…instead of this:
And when people come to your house, they bring their own of these:
…because all you’ve got are these:
You use this:
…instead of this:
And of course your baby lives in this:
…but you don’t even own this:
In fact, even your two or three year old still does this:
And this:
You know, now that I look at this list, I’m feeling pretty normal. Maybe I’m not as crunchy as I thought. I think I need to get some livestock…
What about you?
Thanks to Mama Eve, Strocel, and Joni Rae for their ideas that helped me write this post! Thanks also to Hobo Mama and Gonna B a Mom Again for pictures.